no-lag.xyz
Premium latency and dark fluid physics simulator. Computes real-time dynamic vector physics and vortex pull algorithms directly inside a responsive canvas matrix.
syncdrago.social
Minimal personal identity terminal node. Displays exact competitive hardware specifications, game listings, and secure Discord contact credentials in a dark tactical frame.
syncdrago.de
Dedicated server gateway and telemetry logger. Displays active local Minecraft nodes, proxy latencies, and features an interactive diagnostics terminal CLI.
touch-grass.xyz
Retro Grass 95 Desktop Simulator. Avoid the toxic rays of the sun by growing and mowing virtual blades of grass inside an authentic 90s computing environment.
kein-skill.de
High-precision enterprise mock software offering Gaming Skill-as-a-Service subscriptions. Automating human mechanical failures away with professional software delivery loops.
hartzer-gaming.de
Sarcastic high-uptime portal optimized for the dedicated local gaming demographic. Built to host tournament listings and homelab matchmaking arrays.
Homelab Controller & Cat Butler
Managing local high-throughput hardware resources and ensuring flawless automated physical food-bowl delivery pipelines.
sys_admin: "Cat Butler & Nginx Architect"
location: "Homelab Server Rack Room // Dry, Warm"
physical_duties:
- "Manual Premium Can Opening (3x daily)"
- "Dynamic Laserpointer Navigation Controller"
active_services: [ "Nginx", "Docker-Compose", "Yarn-Tangle-Watcher" ]